Sunday, September 7, 2008

This Too Shall Pass!

Too much of a good thing, now, that disturbs the state of equilibrium, so the Universe, gnaws back at you. And It did Saturday night, I just could not wait for it to get done, just I kept repeating to my self, This Too Shall Pass...and I want to post this in detail, every nasty bit so I remember, that I look back and hopefully be able to laugh at it.

And I want to know if you have had worse, if not anything, I will fell better that, I am not alone, and the universe gnaws equally without discrimination < A, Scratch!!>

Woke up Saturday morning, happy and looking to spend the day at home, just myself, doing the odd job around the house and of course plan the week..and so I had the plumber walk in, to fix in a new form flow tap in the sink..made some chicken rolls and cold noodle salad for lunch ..and I was happy..then I decide to do G4M.

Must have been an hour or so into this session, see a message form a 30 year old man, works the airlines < I checked, was not a FA> and wanted to meet up and smoke up! I could not believe my luck, he seemed sensible enough, new to Chennai, so I decided to make do my best as a citizen and make him fell welcome!

We agreed that he should meet me 19:00 Hrs my place.

Picked him at the bus stand, apprehensive, when I saw him, not at all like his picture, but what the heck, lets go out with an open mind..and we walk back home, In the 10 min stretch, our man has got the out of me the average rental in the area, the train station co-ordinates, did he have nothing else to speak about...bad sign, so I move into salvage mode.

I generally do not mind smoking in the bed room, much as A hates it, but damn there was no way, he gets in, so I decided to sit in the living room, propped the Pink Hippo with my stash, and offered him a drink before he starts...man had other idea's,

"Can I look around the house?, That is if you don't mind" - How could I refuse, So I do the house proud fag thing, I even show him the empty kitchen cabinets...I get him back to his drink and ask him to roll, and ask him my favorite question these day's...Are you Bi Sexual, usually I get the most amusing answers and he does respond in the affirmative ...but seemed very shy, .. I probed further...only to find out that,

I am stuck with the only 30 year old virgin in the bloody airline!

I grabbed the joint, pulled out the laptop and generally started working W on the chat, I was high and well, stuck..,with a Virgin flightless flight attendant, who I think should have been made extinct the same time as the Do Do. and the conversation that followed...was to put it lightly, pure misery.

So when I made it clear that this will not go anywhere, guy walks up and asks me if I could borrow some of my smokes, I would have, resented it, but not now!




1 comment:

A said...

why did you not teach him something???