This is the time of the year when everybody makes resolutions...so that by the 3rd week of 2009 they can look back and wonder how is it that they have such litle self constraint.
well....to keep the tradition up...here are some of the resolutions i have shortlisted to pick from.
1) Be more tolerant of stupidity.
2) Lose the 2 pounds that I have gained in the past 3 months.
3) Start working out...in some form other than sex.
4) Stop watching snl parodies on Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. (Yes yes....whatever!)
5) Try to understand how people spend such huge amounts on soap.
6) Think twice before I add Soy Sauce to my food again...In case you are wondering...read it here.
7) Try and keep a smiling face when random females try to 'save' me in supermarkets!
8) Sleep with a priest/padre/preacher/nun.
9) Stop expecting intelligence in the dating/hook up sites.
Cannot quite think anything else that I may want to do in the next year...but I definitely shall keep on updating this list.
Cheers!
5 years ago
3 comments:
i hate you.
i used to love Soy Sauce.
and soap? it's good for you... and keeps you clean.
you should try some!
well...yes, soap does indeed...but still....you know...really....these soaps are overpriced!
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